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Aliens Invade!
TV World is going to have two alien species invade this Fall. TV
world is already set for anarchy when it will have two US
Presidents, Geena Davis and Martin Sheen. I still don't know how
that's even possible. Maybe President Sheen died in office, or
something. With two different aliens invading us, I don't know
what we'll do.
Perhaps these different species are going to be invading
different parts of the world. Nothing says they both have to
start the process of making us a part of their galactic empire
in America. It's only are egocentric nationalism that makes us
believe that we're so important that of course they'll begin
here. Me? I'd send my fleet of space ships to China, get me some
good sneaks for my feet - or pods, or tentacles, or whatever -
first and then I'd hit the rest of the Earth.
Who says aliens even want our planet? They've got their own,
thank you. What would they do with another one? Would they take
over every single acre of our lake front properties and build
huge, gross 'cabins' to vacation in? Is that what they want with
us? Are they some sort of interplanetary version of people from
Chicago?
No, no. If aliens had wanted to take over our planet they would
have done it a lo-o-o-ng time ago. Think about it: Aliens can
easily cross the vast reaches of space, while we can barely get
off of our little planet. They're obviously a lot smarter than
us - look how big their heads are - so, they could have figured
out a way and they wouldn't have done it by sneakily taking over
our bodies and pretending to be neighbors, either. They'd just
show up and say: "Hi! We're here! This is our planet now. Get
out!" In their minds there is something seriously wrong with
Earth. Either it's too hot, or it's too cold, or there's too
much gravity, or there's too little. Something.
The only reason they bother with us at all is because to them
we're some sort of cute animal they like playing with - like
penguins are to us. That's why they seem so interested in our
reproduction. It's to make sure that we don't die out until
they're done having fun with us.
About the author:
Steve Sommers is the author of Breakfast with the Antichrist
Author : Steve Sommers Site : www.goarticles.com
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