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Elvis Has Left the Building but Elvis is NOT Dead
Elvis has been spotted at hamburger joints just about all over
the US. Lately he has been seen in different parts of the world.
He was spotted in Eastern Europe. Elvis was spotted in Russia at
a sidewalk cafe. In Romania Elvis was spotted in an internet
cafe emailing some of his girlfriends from around the world. In
Hungary he has a young buddy named Andrew whose handle on the
internet is Red Priest . (Seems Elvis has learned how to use the
internet!!! In the Dominican Republic he was seen talking to his
favorite internet celebrity Elvis Preston King. Elvis Preston
King is the world"s number 1 playboy on earth. Elvis Aaron
Presley is fascinated with how a guy who is not famous can lay
all those girls!
If you look close you can see he is Elvis. He has new trick to
hide his identity. He has let his hair grow out to its natural
dirty blonde color which is now mostly all gray. Then he high
lights it with a golden blonde color. Oh and he has also lost
some weight he has dropped back to about 220 pounds but age is
taking it"s toll on Elvis Aaron Presley. Oh yes he is pissed off
about that. But he loves his life WITHOUT fame. He goes on
cruises. He goes to the movies. He goes to amusement parks and
he has lots of girlfriends that Elvis Preston King has set him
up with! You might not know it, but Elvis Aaron Presley is a
little shy and Elvis Preston King is just the compliment Elvis
Aaron Presley needs. They get a long great and they are getting
laid every day. Well Elvis Aaron Presley has to take a day off
once in a while because he still likes an occasional peanut
butter and banana sandwich fried Caribbean style. Consequently
the cholesterol in his blood makes him gasp for air. He is
mostly off from the prescriptions he use to take because Elvis
Preston King has shared a few of his power-foods with Elvis
Aaron Presley which are still kind of fattening but that are
loaded with Power for sexual gusto. Elvis Preston King also has
some tropical sweet fruit drinks that Elvis Presley likes. Elvis
Preston King also has Elvis Aaron Presley on his Oatmeal and
whole wheat breakfast topped with blueberries, walnuts, almonds,
peanuts with just a dash of chocolate syrup and honey. That
makes both Kings fat, happy campers for breakfast any way.
Elvis and Elvis have planned a trip to Toronto Canada where the
two Elvis"s have some fun planned. They plan to dress up in
Elvis clothes and go around town in Elvis King"s Rolls Royce
limo and if anyone gets to pushy about if he really is Elvis of
course we will both claim to be JUST Elvis impersonators. Long
live the Kings. Elvis Aaron Presley and Elvis Preston King. This
article was written with the permission of a man who claims to
be Elvis Aaron Presley and I firmly believe that he is Elvis!
The true and real KING"¦.Sincerely, Elvis Preston King. PS Elvis
says hi to the world and thank you very much.
About the author:
Elvis Preston King is the world"s most renowned and respected
playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women
globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is
more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same
old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au
or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and
http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
Author : Elvis Preston King Site : www.goarticles.com
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