Scene 1: George and Jerry are at the diner having lunch. Jerry
eats his sandwich while George stares blankly at the coffee in
front of him. George: I don't approve of coffee. Jerry: How
could you not approve of coffee? George: Well it's not so much
coffee it's that whole Juan Valdez thing. Talk about cruelty to
animals. Jerry: Cruelty to animals? They make coffee out of
beans... beans don't have feelings. George: It's not the beans
it's the donkey. Jerry: The donkey? George: Yah, have you
noticed on the coffee package that Juan Valdez's mule doesn't
look very happy? Jerry: I don't want to know how you can tell
when a mule is happy... Hang on a second, you drink coffee all
the time. George: I am in to passive resistance. I enlighten
others as to the ills of our society hoping that they will do
something about it. This is my niche in life.

About the author:
This unaired Seinfeld script is an example of the comedic
writing skills of Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer

For any comedic writing needs, feel free to contact
alex.reidiboim@utoronto.ca or martin_winer@hotmail.com

Author : Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer
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